roflandtroll:

littlewhitely:

*salivates profusely* 

*Very, very heavy breathing* 

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howelluminati:

PLS TELL ME ABOUT UR CRUSHES ON ANON

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geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

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"MAKE ME REGRET PUTTING THIS UP BY BEING CURIOUS AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS."

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food? 
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love? 
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends? 
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via robotier)

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non-wolfdogs:

mgkesi:

thewonderwhippet:

mgkesi:

So now Cesar Millan is marketing these “funny muzzles” to walk your dog with. 
http://www.cesarsway.com/shop/Funny-Muzzle
His claim is that since you and others will find it funny, you will have “positive energy” and the dog will feel better.  I’m a bit shocked even Cesar would market a muzzle to exercise a dog in that inhibits panting or drinking.  Even on his demonstration video, the dog that is muzzled clearly needs to pant but cannot until the end of the video when the muzzle is taken off. 
There are already many negative reviews, and I really hope this never gets off the ground, but I wanted to help spread some awareness of this horrible product and the dangers of it.

First of all, I am NOT a dog expert… but you really don’t need to be one to see that this is not ok. Maybe if you’re using it to groom, but it is not ok for any sort of exercising, walking, even sitting around, especially in hot weather etc.  Dogs need to pant to regulate their temperature. This muzzle is preventing that.
I’m not a huge fan (actually I’m not a fan AT ALL and do not agree with any of his bully-like training methods, but that’s another topic) of Cesar Millan anyway but I’m a bit shocked he’s putting this product out there. You would think a “dog expert” would know better. And the fact he even promotes this as “for people” (because of the “funny” designs) tells me he doesn’t have the dog’s best interest in mind.
Sorry I don’t like to rant on my blog! Just hope other people see that this is not ok, even if a huge TV personality who claims to be a dog whisperer is promoting it.

I just wanted to reblog this once more and include this review which I felt really explained it well: 
As a veterinarian, I would absolutely not endorse this product. As Michael says above, nylon muzzles restrict panting and are dangerous to use when a dog is exercising at all, even if only for a short walk. If a muzzle is required for walking a dog or a veterinary visit, basket muzzles are much more preferable. They do not restrict the dog’s breathing, and also allow for the dog to lick peanut butter or cheese paste through the muzzle in order to reward the dog or divert his or her attention away from stressful stimuli.Also quite worrying is that this product says that it will “encourage socialization… and interaction within the community” due to its lighthearted designs. If an owner has a good reason for muzzling his or her dog on walks, this is likely the last thing one would want. Simply because a dog is muzzled, an owner should not be lulled into a false sense of security of thinking that it is either safe or appropriate to expose their dog to certain stimuli (e.g. strange people or dogs approaching/interacting with them) that they would not do if the dog was not muzzled. Not sure why this product was developed. (Review by Rebecca Feiring, DVM)

More Cesar Milan shenanigans…

non-wolfdogs:

mgkesi:

thewonderwhippet:

mgkesi:

So now Cesar Millan is marketing these “funny muzzles” to walk your dog with. 

http://www.cesarsway.com/shop/Funny-Muzzle

His claim is that since you and others will find it funny, you will have “positive energy” and the dog will feel better.  I’m a bit shocked even Cesar would market a muzzle to exercise a dog in that inhibits panting or drinking.  Even on his demonstration video, the dog that is muzzled clearly needs to pant but cannot until the end of the video when the muzzle is taken off. 

There are already many negative reviews, and I really hope this never gets off the ground, but I wanted to help spread some awareness of this horrible product and the dangers of it.

First of all, I am NOT a dog expert… but you really don’t need to be one to see that this is not ok. Maybe if you’re using it to groom, but it is not ok for any sort of exercising, walking, even sitting around, especially in hot weather etc.  Dogs need to pant to regulate their temperature. This muzzle is preventing that.

I’m not a huge fan (actually I’m not a fan AT ALL and do not agree with any of his bully-like training methods, but that’s another topic) of Cesar Millan anyway but I’m a bit shocked he’s putting this product out there. You would think a “dog expert” would know better. And the fact he even promotes this as “for people” (because of the “funny” designs) tells me he doesn’t have the dog’s best interest in mind.

Sorry I don’t like to rant on my blog! Just hope other people see that this is not ok, even if a huge TV personality who claims to be a dog whisperer is promoting it.

I just wanted to reblog this once more and include this review which I felt really explained it well: 

As a veterinarian, I would absolutely not endorse this product. As Michael says above, nylon muzzles restrict panting and are dangerous to use when a dog is exercising at all, even if only for a short walk. If a muzzle is required for walking a dog or a veterinary visit, basket muzzles are much more preferable. They do not restrict the dog’s breathing, and also allow for the dog to lick peanut butter or cheese paste through the muzzle in order to reward the dog or divert his or her attention away from stressful stimuli.

Also quite worrying is that this product says that it will “encourage socialization… and interaction within the community” due to its lighthearted designs. If an owner has a good reason for muzzling his or her dog on walks, this is likely the last thing one would want. Simply because a dog is muzzled, an owner should not be lulled into a false sense of security of thinking that it is either safe or appropriate to expose their dog to certain stimuli (e.g. strange people or dogs approaching/interacting with them) that they would not do if the dog was not muzzled. Not sure why this product was developed. (Review by Rebecca Feiring, DVM)

More Cesar Milan shenanigans…

Anonymous Asked:
you shouldn't misquote Descartes

headlikeanorange:

"If there’s one thing I love, it’s being misquoted." -René Descartes

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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laina:

(linda from bob’s burgers voice) ALRIIIIGGHTTTT

(via blepharoptosis)

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pagerunner-j:

raptorific:

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek…

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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