So basically, I'm a junior at Boston College with a lot of time on my hands... This would be the result, I suppose. I'm also an INFJ.
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK