asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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charlavail:

Chihuahua Gulch, Summit County, Colorado.

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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sufferingsappho:

Like a good 80% of “social justice” posts basically boil down to “Please don’t do this because it hurts people” and motherfuckers still can’t handle that

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

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officialunitedstates:

I can’t stop eating doorbells